jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

stevejobsvevo:

an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling

assiest:

if someday we all go to prison for downloading music i hope they have the mercy to split us by genre

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

jesusisntcomingjustbreathinghard:

samqirl:

samqirl:

i just farted

Sherlock farted once too!

reblogging for the second comment lol

^THIS! 

sorry we made this post about fandoms

*insert 20 gifs*

SUPERWHOLOCK MADE IT BETTER! xD

another hipster post successfully ruined!!!!!!

U ok

justmiraa:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)

helveticas:

I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity 

(Source: naeive)