my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
if someday we all go to prison for downloading music i hope they have the mercy to split us by genre
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
i just farted
Sherlock farted once too!
reblogging for the second comment lol
sorry we made this post about fandoms
*insert 20 gifs*
SUPERWHOLOCK MADE IT BETTER! xD
another hipster post successfully ruined!!!!!!
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity